(Don't evaluate it! quotes are like jokes, the more you evaluate it the more you'll ruin it.)
....Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. JP Morgan
"A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason."
"I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do."
"If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it."
thankyou JP. What's that you say Ed Howe?
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - just agree with him"
"No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next."
"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
later ED....
Finish this up for us Bobby boy (Bob Hope)
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
