Don't think too hard about it....

Recently some simple, funny, but make sense kind of quotes caught my attention. Let me just share it right here and right now.

(Don't evaluate it! quotes are like jokes, the more you evaluate it the more you'll ruin it.)

....Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. JP Morgan

"A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason."

"I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do."

"If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it."

thankyou JP. What's that you say Ed Howe?

"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - just agree with him"

"No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next."

"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."

later ED....

Finish this up for us Bobby boy (Bob Hope)

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

Superhero

Superhero su·per·he·ro [soo-per-heer-oh]

–noun, plural -roes.
:a hero, esp. in children's comic books and television cartoons, possessing extraordinary, often magical powers.


: a fictional hero having extraordinary or superhuman powers; also : an exceptionally skillful or successful person


To me, a superhero is all of the above with one exception..... no way he can be an earthling.

No way he can be an earthling if "he" is going to save mankind.

"He" simply cannot be human.

Lets suppose we do have a real life superhero in our world, like a Spiderman or a Batman, what, how would we see them as, will they really be God-like worshipped? Answer is no, because they're human-being themselves like you and me, they will be accepted the same way people accept any other exceptionally skillful and successful "super-human" like lets say, Einstein, Bill Gates, or even A-Rod. They're accepted with admiration for what they have accomplished mix with criticism and jealousy because they're too are human and people will compare them with these super-humans everyday, everyday saying to themselves "hey! why not me"?


But what if our Superhero is someone out of this world? Well then, I guarantee there will not be any such mixed receptions from us earthlings. No comparison, no jeaolusy!. "He" will be receive in only one way, "he" will be treated like he's "God", or most likely "he" will be God. "he" will always be high and above all of us. And we won't even think about anything about "him" to complaint about. No comparison, no jealousy, no contest.


And there shall be peace in this world, our world. All race, all cultures, all earthling will come together. Coming together and share laughs. Sharing laughters and joke around all those silly hate we once have for each other. Hatred for each other simply because of being different.


And whenever our Superhero goes flying from here to Galaxy NGC 1313 during his winter break, re-shift Earth's position a few hundred miles away from the Sun when "he" wants to cool down our planet, or munching all the nukes all the WMDs for breakfast, "his" every action will forever remind us how weak we are, how vulnerable, how mortal, how......how equal we are.


On the other hand, if our Superhero is not some ET but an earthling, who once as weak as us before inheriting superpower????, we would then say to ourselves, "Damn, why did that stupid motherfucking spider bit him and not me?"

FYI of the day

is.. is... is.... this TRUE??????

check out the stuff Carl has been informing us about. (that same Carl who's crazy about Ron Paul).

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Great news today, for a change. For those who don't know, there is a strong tax freedom movement afoot and today it won an important case for its cause. In short, the Income Tax is unconstitutional and there is no Statuary Law making us liable to pay an income tax - it truly is voluntary.

If you would like to see a very good movie on this subject, watch Aaron Russo's America: Freedom to Fascism. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173

You'll see that the income tax is not needed for our government to function and that the IRS agency is a bureaucratic bulldog used for many political purposes.
Russo also made some other movies you may know such as "Trading Places", "The Rose", and "Teacher" - enjoy!
-Carl
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and earlier this...

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NOT GUILTY!
Tom Cryer and Becraft Best the DOJ

According to our court-watcher we can tell you the following:
At the start of the trial the DOJ withdrew the felony charges, leaving two counts of willful failure to file.
The Constitution and the law were allowed into the courtroom. Although Cryer was able to tell the jury what he read, he was not allowed to show the jury what he read. Cryer was also able to tell the jury what he did not read in the law because he could not find it in the law - the law that made him liable to file and pay the federal income tax.
Tom did a good job of explaining to the jury what he read in the Brushhaber, Stanton and Eisner Supreme Court cases about the legal meaning of the word "income" and what he read in the Internal Revenue Code - everything but the law that required him to file. Tom had asked the IRS to show him the law that made him liable but the IRS did not respond.
Larry Becraft's closing arguments were "flawless."
Compared to the judges in the Simkanin and Schiff cases, Cryer's judge was "Cinderella."
Congratulations Tom and Larry. We are looking forward to your full report.
More details to follow on our website.
www.GiveMeLiberty.org
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CEO quoting Einstein

I see a need to write out loud my thoughts after reading the top 10 Advise our CEO gave out today. (or was it yesterday? does it matter?....)

anyway,

9 of them can be skipped since they're nothing but superficial advises (like General Information...)

but what did stimulated my dead brain cells is this one, which he quoted Einstein, "... remember that invention is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration"

(what he really meant is he's the 1 percent and the rest of us are the 99 percent)

and since he started Einsteining us, lets bring up that most famous equation: E=MC2

lets equate...

First, our "M" is getting thinner and thinner by the seconds. With the cuts, the downsizing, the outsourcing of technology jobs, we find ourselves crying out loud "what the fuck happened to our mass?"

and next, for "C", never mind speed of light, what fucking speed is left here?. With more and more quality strong performers gone, how can anyone who's left behind, most if not all burnt-out, starved, near-death from talking to himself, can provide any quality results with lightning speed???

so go ahead and square root that and calculate out what "E"nergy level we're at. go ahead! for this one, we'll use our bloody fingers!!!!

but wait! maybe, just maybe...., come to think of it, yes yes of course!!!, we're so stupid!!! and we thought we could fight it??? we can see it now, the fogs are clearing up, it is so making unbelievable sense... we have just figured out that there is a hidden 11th "advise" which every CEO advises themselves!

and it is this damn equation!

"E"mpire = "M"ore "C"uts2!

Why? Why? Why?

Hey, history channel is showing "Universe". Gotta go nuke some popcorn.

Great!... just great!!!!

First, I want to express my thanks to the overwhelming feedback received (the last I count was from 2 blog-buddies, maybe there's more now... let me check! ...nope!) received in this blog of my.

At leaset 2 is better than my other blog site which has been up and running for months and only received 1 feedback.

But is that going to stop me from writting down my thoughts or material from others which I might find 'em as interesting, influential, inspiring, incredible, in-your-face, in-da-house, in-scope, in-God-we-trust, in-..... what was I saying? oh, part about stop bullshiting, I mean stop writing! HELL NO!!!!! I will not stop! "....oh no not I! I will survive!!!"

Speaking of garbage, (no I didn't mention "garbage" here but I can hear you! I heard one of you mumbling the word "garbage" while reading this page) but anyway, here's something that just happened I find it totally inspiring (inspiring someone to kill!)

Location: Office
Characters involved: (two) 1. New Worker recently moved in, and 2. Mr Jerkoff
Situation: right before Mr.Jerkoff walk into the floor's mens room

NW: (with an over-acted/excited tone) welcome back! how are you?
Mr Jerkoff: (with a tone that's below 32 degree-fahrenheit): good
NW: (trying again thinking maybe his tone b4 wasn't cheerful enough) welcome to our club, how's the babies?
Mr Jerkoff: (his tone? can someone please turn on the heat?) good

And so, that is how it ended as Mr Jerkoff pushed thru the door and enter the men's room. NW sat back down but I think even the other floors can hear the sound of NW's ass hitting the cushion of his seat. I was somewhat amazed, I now found this very interesting, I never knew the sound of sitting down can produced such extreme uncomfortability.