(Don't evaluate it! quotes are like jokes, the more you evaluate it the more you'll ruin it.)
....Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. JP Morgan
"A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason."
"I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do."
"If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it."
thankyou JP. What's that you say Ed Howe?
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - just agree with him"
"No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next."
"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
later ED....
Finish this up for us Bobby boy (Bob Hope)
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
2 comments:
2BG, great quotes!
I have a friend who always talks about her weird relationshipS and her distorted logic. When I give her my opinions, she always disagree. So I started to agree with whatever she says. Now she doubt if she's really right....
An Example:
After she has blablabla for half an hour about she's been trying to allure an ugly man whom she have know for a few days...
"I am innocent and pure! I think truely love him!"
"Cut that crap. You are a slut."
"Hurr? But I am not!"
"Cool! Go ahead then!"
"... Am I wrong????"
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - just agree with him"
Hahaha, I love that one too... but you played the joke all wrong by starting off disagreeing with her which put you in a position as someone argumentative. So if she agree back to your agreement which is your joke to her, and did went with the ugly dude and live unhappy ever after, this can only mean that she's doing this only to play a joke back at you.
This is the kind of stuff that I find extremely fascinating when I have absolutely nothing to do or too much to do.
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